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We're Back Part 1

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20th Fox Century, and Warner Brothers presents, A HunterxColleen production, "We're Back! A Digimon's Story"
Above a golf course, there was a mountain, and on that mountain were four baby lion cubs playing catch the ball, and one named Simba was the only one unable to catch it. Soon, Xiro and Kairel bring Tweety Bird, as breakfast for their cubs.
SIMBA:"Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow!"
LION CUBS:"Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow!"
SIMBA:"Hey! What about me?! What about me?!"
XIRO:"Here's food. Fight over it."
Xiro drops Tweety to the cubs.
KAIREL:"Now, Xiro."
XIRO:"Only way, they'll learn."
The cubs keep fighting for Tweety, but Tweety cleverly escaped without them noticing.
TWEETY:"Bad old puddy tats!"
The cubs knock out Simba.
SIMBA:"That's not fair!"
Kairel hugs Simba.
KAIREL:"Oh, Simba. My sweet Simba."
LION CUBS:"Mama's little cub! Mama's little cub! Mama's little cub! Mama's little cub!"
SIMBA:"Mom, you're acting like a was just born! What am I, a kitten? It's time for me to leave the nest!"
KAIREL:"Simba, wait! You're still too young."
On the golf course, we see Magnaangemon, about to golf.
SIMBA:"Look, Mom, I'll show you that I'll be okay!"
Simba falls off the mountain and then gets hit by a golf ball, and then Magnaangemon picks him up.
MAGNAANGEMON:"Hello there, little fella! Where did you fall from?"
SIMBA:"No place! Just leave me alone!"
MAGNAANGEMON:"Never been there. What's your name?"
SIMBA:"Simba."
MAGNAANGEMON:"Well, Simba. Do you have a mom that's probably worried about you?"
SIMBA:"Yeah!"
Magnaangemon winks at Kairel, and Kairel smiles.
MAGNAANGEMON:"So what are you planning to do, now?"
SIMBA:"I'm gonna run away and join the circus."
MAGNAANGEMON:"You're talking sense, the circus is filled with spice. You know, I knew some little kids, who ran away to join the circus."
SIMBA:"Say, aren't you a digimon?"
MAGNAANGEMON:"Why yes. From head to toe, I am."
SIMBA:"Then what the heck are you doing playing golf?"
MAGNAANGEMON:"I'm smart, Simba. My fellow digimon friends and I are smart digimon. But, we weren't always."
SIMBA:"You weren't?"
MAGNAANGEMON:"Correcto! Most of us started off stupid and vile."
SIMBA:"You did?"
MAGNAANGEMON:"It was a long time ago, most of us were animals, and we were hungry, all the time."
Magnaangemon begins to have a flashback of a Gazimon being chased by a Blackgrowlmon, and then an flying machine comes and hits Blackgrowlmon, who ignores Gazimon and goes after the ship, instead, and out comes the big-nosed boy, Billy.
BILLY:"Oh, hello sir, this is your lucky day! You! Yes! You! Here before your very eyes, have a product! A revolutionary product! Brain Grain Ceral! If you eat it you'll be smart, pick out your choices!"
Blackgrowlmon snaps at Billy.
BILLY:"Don't be so picky you big mouth jerk! That's it! I'm irritated! I'm going back to the ship."
The ship grabs Blackgrowlmon's neck and feeds him the Brain Grain.
BILLY:"Lunchtime!"
Blackgrowlmon swallows eat, and then he began to turn into a red Growlmon.
GROWLMON:"Row, Row, Row, your boat, gently down the stream. Marley, marley, marley, life is but a dream."
BILLY:"Wow! It worked!"
GROWLMON:"And I have a question. What's lunch?"
Part 1 of "We're Back! A Digimon's Story," the parody of "We're Back! A Dinosaur's Story."
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AerrowShapiro's avatar
I love this concept.

A Digimon twist to an obscure "your reception-may-vary" movie.