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The Adventures of Rainbow Dash Chapter 6

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Chapter 6: How Rainbow Dash Breaks up the Party

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(Hundreds of toons are outside Chris and Chef’s house, and then Chris and Chef let them in and then they all dance to the song “Everybody’s Here,” and they all are having a good time, enjoying the drinks and food, and we see every toon we know dancing to the music, and then outside, Rainbow Dash is walking and is shivering in the cold wind and she then stops walking and starts to shiver even more)

Rainbow Dash: (shivering) Brrrrr! It’s f-f-f-freezing out here!

(Rainbow Dash stops shivering as she notices the lights on from the party at Chris’s house)

Rainbow Dash: Hey! That sounds like quite a party. Guess my invitation got lost in the mail.

(Rainbow Dash comes up to the door, and tries to look attractive for the party, and then when she knocks on the door, the music stops and the lights turn off)

Rainbow Dash: Hmmm. Guess I was wrong.

(As Rainbow Dash starts to leave the music and lights come back on, and then Rainbow Dash gets suspicious and knocks on the door again, and then the music and lights turn off again, and then she slowly leaves, and the music and lights turn back on and she gets mad when she knocks again, the music and lights turn back off, and then Rainbow Dash starts to get more suspicious and makes it look like she left and then the music and lights turn back on, and then she furiously knocks at the door and the lights and music turn back off)

Rainbow Dash: Alright! I know you’re in there!

(Rainbow Dash starts to smile as she hears Horton talking)

Horton: (from inside the house) No, you don’t! Or maybe you do. Well, it may even sound like who you know. It’s complicated how to say it, you know? (chuckles)

(From inside the house, it seems that all the toons were annoyed at Horton, and Squint bops him on the head)

Horton: Ow!

(The toons then think Rainbow Dash is buying it)

Rainbow Dash: Oh, okay. I understand. Sorry to bother, house. I’ll be going, now.

(Rainbow Dash makes it sound like she left, when she is still here)

Chef Hatchet: (from inside the house) I think she’s gone.

Chris McLean: (from inside the house) Back to the party, everyone!

(The music and lights turn back on, and then Rainbow Dash starts to hear a conversation from inside the house)

Olaf (from Disney’s Frozen): (from inside the house) Excuse me, how come Rainbow Dash wasn’t invited?

(Inside the house, we see the toons enjoying the party and Olaf is still asking the question)

Geoff (from Total Drama): Dude, this party is off the charts!

Olaf: I said, how come Rainbow Dash wasn’t invited?

Chef Hatchet: Here, help yourselves to some fruit punch.

Olaf: I said, how come Rainbow Dash wasn’t invited?

Chris McLean: I’m sorry, what did you say, Olaf?

Olaf: (louder) I said, how come Rainbow Dash wasn’t invited?

(When as the toons drink punch and hear Olaf’s question, they all get startled and spit out their punch for a minute or two, and we see that Gutt, Squint, Silas, Gupta, Raz, and Dobson spit out their punch on Flynn’s face, and when they were done, the toons (except Horton) glare at Olaf)

Chris McLean: Are you kidding me?! She nailed our feet to the roof, plundered our peanut patch, and swiped our fish after near drowning!

Horton: She had me hung upside down from a tree.

Vicky: She tricked me into my own torture machine!

China Princess: She cleaned out my entire supply of canned peaches!

Trixie (from My Little Pony: Equestria Girls): She gave me a guitar that I couldn’t afford to buy!

Heather (from Total Drama): She put a tarantula in my bed!

Courtney (from Total Drama): She broke my PDA!

Stan Smith (from American Dad): She made me look bad in public!

Steve Smith (from American Dad): She turned off my unsaved game!

Bloo (from Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends): She made me lose my paddleball!

Trap Stilton (from Geronimo Stilton): She took all of my cheese!

Fred, Daphne, Velma, Shaggy, & Scooby-Doo: She spoiled our mystery!

Vlad Vladikoff: She steal my tail feathers!

Squint: She mocked my nose wiggle!

Flynn: She made fun of my nose and weight!

Silas: She used my beak as a can opener!

Gupta: She used me as a welcome mat!

Raz: She put a heavy boulder in my pouch!

Dobson: (oinking) (Translation Subtitles: “She made me get my tusks stuck on a tree!”)

Captain Gutt: She ate all the bounty off my ship!

Bull: She never went back for her gizzard!

Stella (from Over The Hedge): She said, I smelled like a skunk!

Olaf: But you are a skunk, Stella.

Stella: Yeah, but who wants to be reminded of it?

(from outside the house, Rainbow Dash heard everything and starts to feel glum)

Clay (from Xiaolin Showdown): (from inside the house) Face it, Olaf! Nobody wants Rainbow Dash around!

Rainbow Dash: Huh?

(Rainbow Dash then sadly walks away and sticks her tongue at the house and accidently trips into mud and gets covered in it and continues walking and kicks the mailbox and hurts her foot and falls into a bush and gets covered in leaves and starts to lose her balance and falls down a small hill and then we see a leopard named Begum, her son Yuvi, and their friends Bagga the bear, Bajrangi the monkey, and Alex the parrot walking and then when they stop walking as they see Rainbow Dash covered in mud, leaves, moss, and sticks and start to shake with fear thinking she is a monster)

Rainbow Dash: (grunts)

(Begum, Yuvi, Bagga, Bajrangi, and Alex get more scared)

Rainbow Dash: Evening, Begum. Yuvi. Bagga. Bajrangi. Alex.

(Begum, Yuvi, Bagga, Bajrangi, and Alex start to get scared out of their minds)

Begum, Yuvi, Bagga, Bajrangi, & Alex: Aahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

(Begum, Yuvi, Bagga, Bajrangi, and Alex run away)

Rainbow Dash: Sheesh! What’s with them? It’s like they’ve just seen a terrifying-looking monster, or something. (sees her reflection in a puddle) Whoa! Man, you’ve been ugly before, but never this ugly. You’re so ugly, you’re yougly. Huh?

(Rainbow Dash starts to think of a plan and starts making a devious-looking grin)

Rainbow Dash: Hmmm.

(Back at the party, everyone is dancing, until the music suddenly stops mysteriously and Chris and Chef dance over obliviously and the other toons start to get scared as they hear cackling)

Rainbow Dash: (distant cackling)

(Chris and Chef stop dancing)

Chris McLean: Hey! Who turned off my music? Nobody should be touching my---

Rainbow Dash: (distant ghost wailing)

(Chris and Chef start to whimper and shake with fear)

Horton: Sounds like a storm is blowing in.

Chef Hatchet: (nervous) Yeah, that’s it! It’s just the wind! That’s what it is!

(As Rainbow Dash makes more distant ghost wailing, Chris, Chef, Horton, Vlad, Bull, Vicky, Gutt, Squint, Flynn, Silas, Gupta, Raz, Dobson, and all the other toons start to get scared and shake with fear, and the lights turn out and the wailing and then the wailing comes closer, and then the door opens with Rainbow Dash in her disguise with carrots in her mouth and holding claw-hand-like sticks while thunder and lightning come and all the toons look shocked, scared and start shaking with fear as they see Rainbow Dash’s scary disguise)

Rainbow Dash: (scary voice) I’m Megog de Roya, the Devil’s daughter, and my body odor’s stronger than you!

(Rainbow Dash walks in slowly and then she stops)

Rainbow Dash: (roars)

(The toons start to get scared out of their minds)

Toons: AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

(The toons then franticly run around and a lot of them take different ways to escape such as chimney, holes in the floor and then some toons escape out the window, and Owen gets stuck and Chris, Chef, and Preed try to push him out, and then they see Rex, Elsa, Woog, and Dweeb franticly run at them)

Chris, Chef, & Preed: Aahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

(Rex, Dweeb, Elsa, and Woog run through the wall, and when Rainbow Dash sees that she scared everyone out, she gleefully takes off the mud, leaves, sticks, moss, and spits out the carrots in her mouth)

Rainbow Dash: (laughs) That’ll teach them not to invite me.

(As Rainbow Dash looks proud, she starts to realize that she was alone, and then she starts to feel guilty for scaring them like that)

Rainbow Dash: (sighs) Yeah. Yeah, that’ll teach them.

(As Rainbow Dash leaves the house, it starts to rain and gets more colder, and Rainbow Dash starts shivering again, and walks away)

Singer: Rain is pourin' down like the heavens are hurtin'.
Seems like it's been dark since the devil knows when.
How do you go on, never knowin' for certain,
Will the sun ever shine again?


(Rainbow Dash continues walking and sees Darling and Jim Dear’s house and looks into the window and sees Jim Dear and Darling coddling Junior while Lady, Tramp, Angel, Scamp, and his sisters relax as they watch, and Rainbow Dash starts to look gloomy and continues walking)

Singer: Feels like it's been years since it started to thunder.
Clouds are campin' out in the valley and glen.
How do you go on, when you can't help but wonder.
Will the sun ever shine again?


(Rainbow Dash walks on a bridge, and then walks in a field and sees a cement block with a tiny window on it and looks inside and sees Mrs. Brisby snuggling with her children as she reads them a story, and Rainbow Dash starts to look more gloomy and guilty and continues walking)

Singer: What if the rain keeps fallin'?
What if the sky stays gray?
What if the wind keeps squallin',
And never go away?


(Rainbow Dash looks over a fence and sadly watches Todd cuddling with Vixey, and continues to walk and then sees a hill near the river)

Singer: Maybe the soon the storm will be tired of blowin'.
Maybe soon it all will be over, amen.
How do you go on, if there's no way of knowin'?
Will the sun ever shine?
Wish I could say.


(Rainbow Dash then goes under the hill for shelter from the storm and sadly watches it rain with thunder and lightning)

Singer: Send me a sign
One little ray.
Lord, if you're listenin', how long until then?
Will the sun ever shine again?


Rainbow Dash: (sighs)

Miles: (narrating) Rainbow Dash was feeling just about as lonely as a guilty person could feel.

(It is shown that Miles has seen it all and realizes could use some support)

Miles: (narrating) Yeah, I saw the whole thing. I told her friends, Twilight, Spike, Sunset Shimmer, Rarity, Applejack, Pinkie Pie, and Fluttershy what happened and they tried to help her out by talking to everyone about it, but so far they weren’t getting much luck.
This is sixth chapter of my fanmake, "The Adventures of Rainbow Dash," the parody of "The Adventures of Brer Rabbit."


Human Rainbow Dash and Human Trixie = My Little Pony: Equestria Girls

Chris McLean, Chef Hatchet, Geoff, Heather, Courtney, and Owen = Total Drama series

Horton and Vlad Vladikoff = Horton Hears A Who

Captain Gutt, Squint, Flynn, Silas, Gupta, Raz, and Dobson = Ice Age: Continental Drift

Olaf = Disney's Frozen

Vicky = Fairly Oddparents

China Princess = Legends of Oz: Dorothy's Return

Stan Smith and Steve Smith = American Dad

Bloo = Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends

Trap Stilton = Geronimo Stilton

Fred Jones, Daphne Blake, Velma Dinkley, Shaggy Rogers, and Scooby-Doo = What's New Scooby-Doo

Bull Sharkowski = My Gym Partner's A Monkey

Stella = Over The Hedge

Clay = Xiaolin Showdown

Begum, Yuvi, Bagga, Bajrangi, and Alex = Delhi Safari

Preed = Titan A.E.

Rex, Dweeb, Elsa, and Woog = We're Back: A Dinosaur's Story

Jim Dear, Darling, Junior, Lady, Tramp, Angel, Scamp, and his sisters = Lady and the Tramp 2: Scamp's Adventure

Mrs. Brisby and her children = The Secret of NIMH

Todd and Vixey = The Fox and the Hound

Miles = Barnyard: The Original Party Animals
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:( How sad that Rainbow Dash isn't invited.