The Adventures of Rainbow Dash Chapter 3

Chapter 3: How Rainbow Dash Tricks Chris and Chef Again and what came next

(Back to Story Mode)

(On the roof of their house, Chris and Chef are looking through binoculars and see Rainbow Dash walking on the trail, and they evilly smile)

Chris & Chef: (chuckles)

Chris McLean: Hey, Rainbow Dash! Why don’t you come on up and help me and Chef finish our roof? You know, before it starts raining.

Rainbow Dash: I’d love to. But I gotta get over to Will Smith’s garden and see what I can find to munch on.

Chef Hatchet: Well, come on up, and we promise you lunch.

(Rainbow Dash comes up)

Rainbow Dash: You said the magic word.

Chef Hatchet: Wow, you fast.

Rainbow Dash: What a great way to work up an appetite. I hope you’ve got lots, cause I haven’t had a solid meal in days.

(Chris and Chef stare at her backside)

Chris McLean: Oh, you look like you’ve been eating, all right. In fact, I’d say you’re looking mighty good.

Rainbow Dash: Well, thanks. I mean I do work out. But why would you say that?

Chris McLean: You’re good enough.

Rainbow Dash: Good enough for what?

(Chris and Chef get out their mallets)

Chris McLean: Good enough to torment!

(Chris and Chef start to chase Rainbow Dash and try to hit her, but they keep hitting their roof, and they keep chasing her)

Rainbow Dash: Have you gone crazy? You promised to make me lunch!

Chef Hatchet: We promised you are lunch for Chris’s plant, Larry! Now come here!

(Chris and Chef get their heads stuck in the roof and accidently drop their mallets inside their house, and Rainbow Dash sees they are stuck and then smiles)

Rainbow Dash: Hmmm.

(As Chris and Chef try to get out they start to feel great pain and start getting out with shouting)

Chris & Chef: AAHHHHHHHHHHHH!

(It is shown that Rainbow Dash has nailed their feet to the roof)

Chris McLean: My beautiful foot!

Chef Hatchet: Rainbow Dash, what did you do to us?!

Rainbow Dash: Well, I just did some nailing. That’s what you’ve invited me up here to do, isn’t it?

(Chris and Chef angrily try to get out)

Chris McLean: Unnail our feet! Unnail our feet!

Rainbow Dash: (laughs) Sure! When humans fly! (laughes)

(A black-bottomed eagle named Vlad Vladikoff grabs Rainbow Dash and she sees that she is being carried while Vlad is flying)

Rainbow Dash: Vlad Vladikoff, what did you grab me for?

Vlad Vladikoff: Oh, shut it! You dead!

Rainbow Dash: No, I’m not.

(Vlad sees she is alive)

Vlad Vladikoff: Oh, you not. Sorry. I knew Pretty Boy and Loud Cook Man plan to have you for lunch for their plant thing, what can I say, natural mistake.

Rainbow Dash: Apology accepted, Vlad. Now, that you know that I’m not dead, just put me down.

Vlad Vladikoff: Just because you not dead now don’t mean you won’t be soon.

Rainbow Dash: Good point. Well, if I’m going to be flying along with you, I guess I’ll need some feathers.

(Rainbow Dash plucks Vlad’s tail feathers)

Vlad Vladikoff: Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

(Vlad and Rainbow Dash start falling)

Vlad Vladikoff: Aahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

(Vlad drops Rainbow Dash)

Vlad Vladikoff: You go, now!

(As Vlad flies away, leaving Rainbow Dash falling)

Rainbow Dash: Maybe that wasn’t wasn’t such a great idea.

(Rainbow Dash then falls into a lake, and get a ride on the back of a shark named Bull Sharkowski)

Bull: Rainbow Dash, nice of you to drop in.

Rainbow Dash: Nice of you to catch me, Bull Sharkowski. I almost drowned. Say, listen, you wouldn’t mind giving me a ride across to the other side, would you?

Bull: Why, it’d be my pleasure.

Rainbow Dash: (relaxing) Ah. Yes, sir, this is the only way to travel. You know, you could do this for a living. Folks would enjoy it.

Bull: Well my mother didn’t raise me to be no taxi cab.

(Bull lures Rainbow Dash near his mouth, Rainbow Dash runs but is stopped by his tail)

Bull: In fact, I only gave you a ride for one reason.

Rainbow Dash: Good deed for the day?

Bull: Uh-uh.

Rainbow Dash: (nervous) Soft spot for girls?

Bull: You’re close. Girl gizzards!

Rainbow Dash: (confused) Gizzards?

Bull: Now, you probably don’t know this, but they make mighty good eating.

Rainbow Dash: Really?

Bull: Yeah.

(Rainbow Dash starts thinking and smiling)

Rainbow Dash: Hmmm. You know, I got a gizzard.

Bull: Thought maybe you did.

Rainbow Dash: Only problem is…I left it at home.

Bull: You what?

Rainbow Dash: Yeah, a gizzard’s a pretty delicate thing for a human girl, so I don’t take it with me everywhere I go, you know.

Bull: (groans) This is very disappointing.

Rainbow Dash: Tell you what, you’ve been so nice to give me a ride. Drop me by the river bank, I’ll run home, get my gizzard, and you can eat it right up.

Bull: (gasps) Well, that’s real neighborly of you, Rainbow Dash. It’s a deal.

(Bull takes Rainbow Dash to the shore and Rainbow Dash gets off his back)

Rainbow Dash: Thanks, Bull.

(Rainbow Dash walks off)

Bull: So, you going to get that gizzard?

(Rainbow Dash stops walking and smiles at Bull)

Rainbow Dash: You’re going to have to forgive me, Bull. I didn’t know what I was thinking. (points to her stomach) I’ve got my gizzard, right here! I’ve must’ve put it in this morning and forgot about it, but my gizzard’s right here and that’s where it’s gonna stay! So long!

(Rainbow Dash walks away)

Bull: Aw, come on! No fair!

(Bull gets disappointed and Rainbow Dash continues walking)

Rainbow Dash: (laughs) What a dope! Thinking I have a gizzard! He doesn’t even know that poultry are the ones with gizzards, and that makes me feel sorry for him…almost!

(Rainbow Dash bumps into a teenage girl, named Vicky)

Rainbow Dash: Oh, hey there, Vicky. How’s it going?

Vicky: Good.

Rainbow Dash: Well, that’s nice and…

Vicky: (grabs Rainbow Dash by the shirt) But good is not enough! You see, all day, I have been doing the usual, torturing the kids I babysit and getting paid and making everyone miserable, and torturing you will make my day more perfect.

(Vicky shows Rainbow Dash a machine)

Vicky: You see this machine? This will torment anyone who gets in it, with unimaginable horror! (tries to push Rainbow Dash in) Now, get it!

Rainbow Dash: Wait! Don’t you think you should test it, first?

Vicky: Huh? Why would I do that?

Rainbow Dash: I mean, just think. What if it doesn’t work how you expect it to? It might even shower me with happiness, bunnies, even joy like an amusement park ride.

Vicky: (gasps with horror) Happiness?! Bunnies?! Joy?! I can’t let my victim be filled with all that! Making them miserable is what I like to do! Alright! I will be the one to test it.

(As Vicky gets into the machine, Rainbow Dash kicks her in and slams the door)

Vicky: (screams in agony in the machine)

Rainbow Dash: Well, I guess it works! (laughs)

(Rainbow Dash walks away)

Vicky: (inside the machine) Somebody, get me out of here!

(Rainbow Dash keeps walking)

Rainbow Dash: Wow, she may be violent, but she sure isn’t smart. I mean, she’s not as smart as…

(Rainbow Dash gets caught by a prehistoric pirate-like ape named Captain Gutt, and his crew, a rabbit named Squint, an elephant seal named Flynn, a blue-footed booby named Silas, a badger named Gupta, a kangaroo named Raz, and a boar named Dobson)

Rainbow Dash: Captain Gutt? Squint? Silas? Dobson? Gupta? Raz? Flynn?

Captain Gutt: Well, well, if it isn’t Rainbow Dash.

Flynn: Hello!

Silas: Bonjour.

Dobson: (oinks)

Rainbow Dash: How are you guys.

Squint: You know, us pirates.

Raz: Stealing food.

Gupta: We also have been waiting for the best part about it.

Rainbow Dash: What’s that?

Captain Gutt: Making you walk the plank.

Gutt & Crew: (laugh)

Squint: Now, come on! Let’s make you walk it!

Rainbow Dash: Hold on a minute! Aren’t you guys, forgetting something?

Captain Gutt: Forgetting something? Like what?

Rainbow Dash: Aren’t you pirates supposed to say grace before you do that?

Captain Gutt: Say grace?

Flynn: Oh, dear! We were? Gee, We didn’t know that!

Rainbow Dash: Well, it’s not too late. Now, you all just kneel down.

(Gutt and his crew kneel down)

Rainbow Dash: Now, bow your heads. And close your eyes, all the way. And put your hands, paws, feathers, fins, and hooves together.

(Gutt and his crew do all that)

Rainbow Dash: And no peeking.

(Flynn interrupts)

Flynn: Uh, Rainbow Dash? You won’t tell my mommy I forget, will you?

Rainbow Dash: No, of course not.

Flynn: Thank you.

(As the pirates are saying grace, Rainbow Dash gleefully runs off)

Gutt & Crew: Amen.

(Gutt and his crew open their eyes and see that Rainbow Dash is gone)

Flynn: Rainbow Dash? Where did you go?

Raz: You pea-brain! She tricked us!

Flynn: Hey! You’re right!

Captain Gutt: No!

Silas: Why that sneaky sneak!

Captain Gutt: Rainbow Dash! Wait ‘till I get my claws on you!

Squint: You get back here this instant!

(Rainbow Dash is far away from them and gleefully runs)

Rainbow Dash: (laughs)

(Back to the present)

Anais: That was so mean.

Miles: What is?

Anais: The way they tried to hurt and have Rainbow Dash for dinner.

Miles: Aw, honey, they’re just having their own character nature. It’s just the way of each individual toon.

Anais: It’s just a good thing she’s so smart.

Miles: Well you know, we toons have to be smart, otherwise many other toons would take advantage of us.

Anais: Yeah, I know what you mean.

Miles: (laughs) And Rainbow Dash, well, I say she’s about the smartest of us all. Seems like every situation she gets into, she comes out smelling like she just had a bubble bath. (chuckles) Of course, everybody else just ends up all wet.